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Update 3.0

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Yeah, I probably would.. out of curiosity though.
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nope.
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes. And it was horrible.
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes. But I’m working on it.
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? As often as possible.
  • 6. What are you excited for? Loads of things.
  • 7. What happened tonight? Not much. Sleep is a wonderful thing.
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? It’s lots of fun!
  • 9. Is confidence cute? Confidence is hot.. up to a certain level.
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had? Water, I guess.
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? None.
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? All of my jeans are skinny. Haha.
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Today is Saturday night and I do this- tadaah.
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next? A present.
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Kinda.
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I probably have to.
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? No one. 
  • 18. The last time you felt broken? It’s been a while.
  • 19. Have you had sex today? Yup.
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything? Should I?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood? Idk. Normal I’d say.
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I don’t think so.
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Don’t know.
  • 24. What do you want right this second? Cuddle with a certain someone.
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Already happend. Several times. It broke my heart into million pieces & I’ll probably never get over it. Thanks a lot.
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Nope.
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Hell no. Having the same sense of humor is the greatest thing ever! All we ever do is laugh.. basically. ^_^
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Almost everything on efukt.com .. amazing!
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yea. Stupid work.
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Yes, a second. Maybe even a third.. but then that should be it.
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope. I like him a lot.
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yea.
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? I like soda.
  • 34. Listening to? Bury Tomorrow.
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Not that often.
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Yup.
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.
  • 38. Who did you last call? My boss.
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with? I don’t remember.
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I like him a lot.
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? It’s been ages.
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Unfortunately not.
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Not that I know.. but I probably have.
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude? I don’t tan. Ever. 
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Hell no.
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Yea.
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you? He did.
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing.
  • 49. Do you dance in the car? How would I do that? I tend to bounce up and down my seat every now and then though.. does that count?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yup, I used to do that as sports in 7th grade or someting.
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Half a year ago. And it was aweful.
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I love musicals!
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful? Not anymore. Just annoying.
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi? I don’t think so.
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple.
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A teacher or a vet.. or a dolphin therapist. Ouh yeah!
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Only the ghosts in my head.
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Sure, it happens.
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily? I try.
  • 60. Wear slippers? Nope.
  • 61. Wear a bath robe? I don’t even own one. 
  • 62. What do you wear to bed? My undies. 
  • 63. First concert? My chemical romance, Funeral for a friend & LostAlone. Amazing.
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I’m german.
  • 65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos. I think.
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower. 
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Ew?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons? For almost about.. 15 years or so.
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Nope.
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee? That’s not a thing in germany.
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes.
  • 74. What is your favorite book? The perks of being a wallflower. Currently.
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music? Without.
  • 76. Regularly burn incense? Not at all.
  • 77. Ever been in love? Yes.
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Deftones.
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?  Bury Tomorrow.
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea. All day long.
  • 81. Tea or coffee? Coffee.
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie? Regular chocolate chip.
  • 83. Can you swim well? Yes.
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Sure.
  • 85. Are you patient? Nope. Impatient as fuck.
  • 86. DJ or band at a wedding? At my wedding: both.
  • 87. Ever won a contest? Yes.
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet.
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives? Green. But I like black as well.
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Loads of fun.
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace? No idea. A beach maybe?
  • 92. Do you want to get married? I do. I definitely do.

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oh my god, my whole childhood in a post

most of my childhood.

Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?

I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.

I’m brazilian and that’s most of my childhood

I’m German and that’s most of my childhood.

I’m American and I still have most of these. God I miss the 90s.

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